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Category: Wacky

21st Century Problems: The Pout

As the world learnt to deal with Gout, there came an onslaught of Pout. No one was spared. It affects the young and the old, the middle-aged too; all sexes… Read more 21st Century Problems: The Pout

Photoshop: Best Surgeon in the world

Model (M): I would like a portfolio made Photographer (P): Sure madam, please come in. Are you planning to send it to producers or modeling agencies? M: I am not sure but I want some flexibility P: Well no problem, let us start M: No no I had come to check the rates. I am not even dressed for it. I need to go to the parlour before the shoot. P: No need to worry madam…I can take care of it M: You mean…you do make-ups? P: No, but I… Read more Photoshop: Best Surgeon in the world

I don’t DATE coz I am bad with numbers!!!

Yes, I hate dates…I detest them. I cannot stand the idea of dates…because dates are made of numbers and yes I confess…for the first time I confess…I am Arithmophobic or Numerophobic….well not exactly to the full extent of its defination but I am sure I lie somewhere real close. Since my early childhood, I detested numbers. The story goes way back to when I was in 1st standard (grade). I am not sure if my deluded memory betrays me but I am sure I successfully hosted the singular Chicken pox… Read more I don’t DATE coz I am bad with numbers!!!

Ways to get Free Food

Its a very simple and probably well-practiced theory. Take a look at my 13 steps to free-food: Make a list of all your friends. Mark their birthdays on the calender with a name corresponding the dates. See how many friends have you got. You should then target each month. Spend hours on Orkut and other community websites (I prefer Orkut) Your aim should be to make a friend for each day of the month, say February (its a good start..shorter month) Try to keep the circle within the town or… Read more Ways to get Free Food

Of The Great dinner conspiracy and Thriting!

This is a continuation of the mind exercise…this is just typing where your thoughts lead you. Here is the deal….just keep typing what you can think of…till your thinking becomes one with your writing…I call it ‘THRITING’ (you can see the conceptualization of this word in the monologue below). Anyways since you have given me permission to ramble I think I should pick up from where I left off. But the problem is I can’t remember where I left off, it happens sometimes when you have dinner. Dinner tends to… Read more Of The Great dinner conspiracy and Thriting!