Photoshop: Best Surgeon in the world
Model (M): I would like a portfolio made
Photographer (P): Sure madam, please come in. Are you planning to send it to producers or modeling agencies?
M: I am not sure but I want some flexibility
P: Well no problem, let us start
M: No no I had come to check the rates. I am not even dressed for it. I need to go to the parlour before the shoot.
P: No need to worry madam…I can take care of it
M: You mean…you do make-ups?
P: No, but I can photoshop the snaps and take care of everything
M: But I have not brought any costumes
P: No problem madam, I will photoshop it and I can give you any clothes you want or not 😉
P: Don’t worry madam, I will take care of the butt also. I can give it any shape you want
M: Oh! I did not mean…what..you can!!!
P: Of course…in fact what is your vital stats?
P: Never mind…never mind…I will give you some choices after the shoot.
M: What about my hair?
P: That is easy. I can photoshop it to look blonde, brunette, ginger even rainbow it up.
M: I won’t want that…rainbow..hehe!
P: Oh that is nothing madam, you want a painless tattoo I can photoshop it on you…any part of the body you like.
M: Oh I always wanted a tattoo!
P: In fact I can give you a face lift, liposuction, breast enhancement…just about anything you wish. In fact I think you can lose some weight around the hips and I can even scrub your back. After air-brushing the images you will have skin like a baby.
M: Hmm…but…but…I am actually a guy.
P: Oh sex-change…no problem…I have Photoshop na!